Sometimes we all need a good laugh to help us relax and lighten our mood. We aren’t afraid to laugh at ourselves, so we found a bunch of jokes and puns about teeth, dentists, and orthodontists that we wanted to share with you. If you have a favorite that we didn’t include, we would love to have you post it to one of our social feeds or share it when we see you at your next appointment. We look forward to hearing what you come up with – and hope that some of these jokes bring a smile to your face!
When a new dentist set up in a small town, he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of “Painless” dentist. But a local lad quickly disputed this. “He’s a fake!” he told his mates. “He’s not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him – and he yelled like anyone else.”
Johnny was sitting in the waiting room after getting his tooth extracted. The receptionist asked him how he was feeling.
“I’m okay” he said, “but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used during the extraction.”
“What did he say?” asked the nurse, alarmed.
“Oops!” replied Johnny.
(We promise never to say “Oops!” when we are working on your mouth!)
What did the dinosaur eat after it had its teeth taken out?
What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur?
What do you call a dentist who cleans an alligator’s teeth?
What do dentists use to fix dragon teeth?
Why did the astronaut go to the dentist?
He had a black hole.
Why did the Storm Trooper want his teeth whitened?
To get rid of the dark side.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
Because a toothbrush works better.
I chipped a tooth earlier. No idea how it got on to the golf course.
A good dentist is a little picky. A really good dentist never gets on your nerves.
What do mice use to floss their teeth?
Who is the wisest fairy of all?
The tooth fairy - because she has a lot of wisdom teeth.
Why are teeth so sharp?
They study a lot!
If a baby is born in Greenland, what color will his teeth be?
That’s a trick question. Babies aren’t born with teeth!
Why is eating corn on the cob good for teeth?
It makes you floss.
Why did the snowman go to the dentist?
To fix his frostbite.
My dentist asked me if I floss between meals. I said no, only between my teeth.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes, who? Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out?
Patient: $500 for just a few minutes work? That’s hardly cheap.
Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
What does the tooth fairy give to sharks when they lose teeth?
What is a dentist’s favorite type of boat?
A tooth ferry.
What is a dentist’s favorite place to go on holiday?
Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?
He needed a filling.
Whoever came up with the word “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”!
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
She had buck teeth.
Why did the Queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
She needed a root canal.
Why did the yellow tooth not find the white tooth’s jokes funny?
Because he was already dead inside.
Dentist: How did you lose three teeth at once?
Patient: My wife made beef steak and it’s really hard to eat. Dentist: Weird, you could have said no. Patient: I did - hence three broken teeth, doc.
Why did the two teeth get married?
Because they had fallen in love at first bite.
What did the sweet tooth say to the chocolate comedian?
Your joke is cracking me up.
When did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
When he dropped the drill.
Why are teeth so honest?
They’re taught by the truth fairy.
Dentist: Do you floss?
Patient: Of course. I floss before every Christmas & Easter!
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any Novocain or Happy Gas because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
At Jungle Roots Children’s Dentistry & Orthodontics, we strive to provide the highest comprehensive pediatric and orthodontic dental care in a unique, fun-filled environment staffed by a team of caring, energetic professionals. We believe the establishment of a “dental home” at an early age is the key to a lifetime of positive visits to the dentist.