Sometimes we all need a good laugh to help us relax and lighten our mood. We aren’t afraid to laugh at ourselves, so we found a bunch of jokes and puns about teeth, dentists, and orthodontists that we wanted to share with you. If you have a favorite that we didn’t include, we would love to have you post it to one of our social feeds or share it when we see you at your next appointment. We look forward to hearing what you come up with – and hope that some of these jokes bring a smile to your face!
When a new dentist set up in a small town, he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of “Painless” dentist. But a local lad quickly disputed this. “He’s a fake!” he told his mates. “He’s not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him – and he yelled like anyone else.”
Johnny was sitting in the waiting room after getting his tooth extracted. The receptionist asked him how he was feeling.
“I’m okay” he said, “but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used during the extraction.”
“What did he say?” asked the nurse, alarmed.
“Oops!” replied Johnny.
(We promise never to say “Oops!” when we are working on your mouth!)
He had a black hole.
To get rid of the dark side.
Because a toothbrush works better.
String cheese.
The tooth fairy - because she has a lot of wisdom teeth.
They study a lot!
That’s a trick question. Babies aren’t born with teeth!
It makes you floss.
To fix his frostbite.
Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out?
Dentist: $500
Patient: $500 for just a few minutes work? That’s hardly cheap.
Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
Sand dollars.
A tooth ferry.
Fluorida.
He needed a filling.
She had buck teeth.
She needed a root canal.
To get her teeth crowned.
She needed a root canal.
Because he was already dead inside.
Dentist: How did you lose three teeth at once?
Patient: My wife made beef steak and it’s really hard to eat.
Dentist: Weird, you could have said no.
Patient: I did - hence three broken teeth, doc.
Because they had fallen in love at first bite.
Your joke is cracking me up.
When he dropped the drill.
They’re taught by the truth fairy.
Dentist: Do you floss?
Patient: Religiously
Dentist: Really?
Patient: Of course. I floss before every Christmas & Easter!
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any Novocain or Happy Gas because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
At Jungle Roots Children’s Dentistry & Orthodontics, we strive to provide the highest comprehensive pediatric and orthodontic dental care in a unique, fun-filled environment staffed by a team of caring, energetic professionals. We believe the establishment of a “dental home” at an early age is the key to a lifetime of positive visits to the dentist.
